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Anatomy of Jean’s Blizzard Wear

• Traditional Russian silver fox hat from my cousin’s Siberian ex-wife (because there weren’t any women in America)

• Thick red fake fur spiral scarf, a gift from Luke Song

Reusch racing gloves

• Super heavy down expedition parka, made in the Great White North by CMFR (stands for Cold Manufactured), a gift from Jaguar and Land Rover

Bogs high-handle boots in rubber and neoprene, warm to -35 degrees F. Made in China for the Portland, Oregon, company